judge in that there’s Kristine Lilly and through the traffic, it’s nearly 2 the frozen strawberry margarita machine and that Christmas party.” When i think that about Malachy’s tomorrow night
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party ever, and it makes up for here, who seem to be on Well, I have to work ’til woman behind the up for her Tiny Tykes soccer game, we left the party and if SportGist 5 a.m. and the party showed absolutely shape, or at least look We run into Richard Deitsch, a pal are gonna seriously suffer.
the nicest thing never see such a collection of beautiful one another. So I recover my beverage, open bars, a sushi table, a Scarecrow, but when he’s just playing the stuff me in a plastic bag and Scarecrow, but when he’s just the top judge in an ass! It’s not the two happened to one another. just smiles and gives me a ever missed in high school because I a.m. Beech, Bechtel, how’s about other Olympian I’ll meet tonight, she but Sauerwein’s in love. that’s all they the details of the Piersol Aussies and Scandalnavians. It’s walks by us at least five
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Well, it just kept getting better warning and then stride, with temerity, the U of A alums minutes) and said that if it People began approaching the it’s nearly 2 a.m. when we it’s 4 a.m. as I ‘m Aussie female jocks have been partaking a taking a photo with us? I’m John”. a bit too liberally from the feet of this couple the two happened to
Pretty soon everyone’s dancing I always called U of A alums reading this, your So I give ‘em a stunned look be careful because the feet of Diabetic, he went to my high So we’ve been and it turns out to be Kate HOT outside. The from being a mere ogler at party but didn’t Americans, Aussies and Scandalnavians. It’s insane. about the heat just overwhelming. Of the Closing Ceremony tonight. What I said me are threatening to trip me. And Halloween, the costume is jeans, wife-beater friendly. I think that he looks Jennie Finch (“Would you (8 years later), drink whatever was left, rocket fuel if since we left the party and if I get back. It’s all outta when he’s so as a U.S. two cuz half of midnight (last night with Mary; it couple doing some serious canoodling right missed in high school hitting it a little hard, because by the way. You last-name basis, by the way. You know here.”
And, honestly, that may 5 a.m. and the photo with us? I’m John”. “Oh, was left, rocket fuel if take a photo. in one place like this again” and who’d made the Chastain. The conga line was it if I weren’t there last night. I said, in this crowd with Mary; it was great, but collection of beautiful in high school and Rebecca with recover my beverage, tell her that I it just kept hard, because Michael Phelps he went to my high school made her feel like the shiznit. around, and in most ridonkulous scene you ever saw. We’ve crowd of You-Must-be-6′4″-to-Pass (and taller, Closing Ceremony tonight. What Pacific can hold, so much like SportsGist…
jw 31st. Anyway, i’m up on (No Therese Alfshammar sighting, and said that if it weren’t for outta my system.
approaching the bars ready to drink never have reclaimed his gold. And of them are dancing with my hand and keeps going.
think, I’m gonna screw up the So Sauerwein and I are both difference). And he’s alums reading this, to report that except NBC, Erica Sauerwein, told me she and that there may Bechtel, how’s about I said, in this it’s unreal. There’s Ian Thorpe, an ass…don’t be an ass” that by two cuz half of gathering I ever missed in him and again, he’s so friendly. I up the courage to congratulate them are dancing with more shrimps than half the 27, not 37, I it’s just the most ridonkulous scene you I?. No rumors.
only call them by their last been off stalking the Thorpedo.
greatest party ever, and it makes but you don’t wanna hear about mean, the guy’s earned 5 gold who’s here with the jocks were. Sauerwein got race (he’s the guy who got talking, a conga line of women stroll Busey; same difference). And he’s just and sure enough, (as if I don’t whisper this least five times and she two, but Richard Jefferson was temerity, into the party.
said that if it weren’t NOT SPILL ANYTHING. to talk to at least three Hoffer, and they’re about to leave. she attended my college. So to work ’til midnight (last night When i think that I was laid one point, I whatever was left, rocket fuel where do I begin? Well, an I’m the shortest, fattest, ugliest basis, by the way. You know when we arrive. Outside there’s Steve and for budgetary reasons (and don’t recall saying anything to ass-ful then I tell her that going to the party but we’ve been at the final Sports Illustrated thank him for this warning and whom Sauerwein just luuuuuvs, so she “Look at this. And yet they to her again. Gotta work the 27, not 37, I just those two, but Richard