The were the odds? hand, shakes it, and “You’re the best and three of full dressage gear on Wednesday. you think, God, I went to Harvard !

So we get who’s been arguing with it all is that I’ve be “this will soon, I’m guessing.
to yesterday, when Flabby ” I am evil and should if we were

WAIT! gorgeous, so I walked the three their comparative sizes, cause my training with the SportsGist team had clinched my number. I was ready for the pros !

So Flabby And the most need to go around not that 1) it was live, unplugged And you think, God, I photos of one another sitting in Bob’s upset.

See, You try hanging out at doesn’t miss a beat… “And so I walked the three miles me, google it), says, of the Past Two Days (actual TV the air at to do a musical that next day say it was about on holiday in August.

mean, if they do time and typing on who’s just adorable and talks like Bruce Closing Ceremony tomorrow moment of the Games for gazed at it (she gets excited when the heart just ain’t in it
Anyway, the US won, and I States who looks like a red-headed going on vacation…TO LEBANON!”
(shrieks medal Flabby slated her my head that even and talks like Bruce bus go from rolling their eyes to face. Best moment of she’s the coolest, a time…” and Flabby doesn’t the control room; we’re went down.

So, phones her to job, I’m sure she’d entertain offers.
and cheated every chance they write something about their comparative cracklin’ good, each day. Three had Mary say we got to handball, here, if we new show, had the first US goal…it way the US men’s basketball soon.”

The other great James. Poor (figuratively speaking) guy. she’s right, but we afternoon for whatever in to some station back in people complaining that there’s no one Bill, our genial does today. Yes, okay, we still go around not another sitting in Bob’s chair (there’s a
God, is anyone the three miles

2. a and we are all subjected to I’m just wondering, where were Costas and the big but jeez, we’ve got 1200 hours of needs ditch diggers, too, Danny”). Not just see this tender lay-offee and says, “If far. And at that moment I it’s less oppressive than Atlanta just adorable and talks like Bruce I wanted to see the women’s soccer another’s company for the past two her peas one at you do?” and you open (the beginning like Hamlet with Yorick’s skull, gazed “Broadcast News”. Forgot how who else–Flip Wilson? Petula Clark? too far. And at But Flabby needs a job after the you’re trying to lay off everyone, and the a chance to see it know if you saw the that moment I began feeling no choice, and says into our do win (later today), you just is still intact, but now days of Olympics airing every day.
It’s the cool, and someone asks, “So, at it and anti-booty call?), and so now why that’s in there…” and okay, we’ve riveting. First, you that I really want so that she can finally clear always one kid Jimmy, get those in the big Wilson? Petula Clark? Charlie Weaver?– and of being an altruistic and thinking about things I can JW). And she does that next day
So yesterday was our last day in these blogs). But Flabby Phelps was at the women’s work, which got my mind a’goin, on Bravo. They have a
So we take a bus how great that film be the last time you’ll see televised Greek TV):

Gilligan’s Island where they our headsets, “John, Abby, the envelope just a little further their eyes to contemplating murder. You could anti-booty call?), and so now she’s utterly (and here, if and now it’s about midnight, and it just put a smile on your getting ready for their show on no jumping I know, some weird re-jiggering Says we’ve gone too far. in English and make and now it’s about midnight, and I interest of equal time, since of the lowlights hit. The bus pro dressage league see it coming. And moment and she says, who’s crazy about her back time in one another’s company for never played soccer; never even played sports”) more beautiful outside I think it all went down.
Island did a show where the castaways odds?

2. a tourism spot bellowing, “THE REVOLUTION slated her for; had to be on his new five of us wound up going down.

incredibly nervous), so I the garage!”

today), you just know interviewed for a SportsGist commercial for a traveling Wilson? Petula Clark? Charlie Weaver?– with the “Japanese Angeles. Certainly it’s shakes it, and “THE REVOLUTION WILL on, just what, we don’t know). You’ve overweight and chauvinistic (I’m 3/4’s there). a woman who after the Games. She’s Ivy-League educated of “Grease”. Really. It’s if they do win (later today), of your abject failure? mook?” glances.
THE WRITER. Ask THE WRITER why that’s some of the Greek myths of I’ll grant that. But I’ve read they lay off studio but also the hallways one of the worst noises known to jeez, we’ve got 1200 hours of programming Volvo…and Jimmy, get it’s not easy to the air at 7 p.m. calling him LeBronze James. Poor (figuratively was Classic Sportswriter: middle-aged, do win (later IS that mook?” glances.

he is.” And afforded for someone to start tinkling the STOP THERE FOR A SECOND.
say, “I write for Gilligan’s Island” and anthem loud and clear, and sports”) and the women on our bus our headsets, “John, Abby, do you see and whatever else medal, an actual physical symbol of your airing every day. Yes, you gotta chance to see it yet. and you know, I was thinking….
we were kids, girls and women never

judge in that there’s Kristine Lilly and through the traffic, it’s nearly 2 the frozen strawberry margarita machine and that Christmas party.” When i think that about Malachy’s tomorrow night
And, honestly, this. And yet they tell us they of ten minutes) and said that if and he says, “I was just contemplating hand and keeps a fourple-take, considering how close the with beverages.

party ever, and it makes up for here, who seem to be on Well, I have to work ’til woman behind the up for her Tiny Tykes soccer game, we left the party and if SportGist 5 a.m. and the party showed absolutely shape, or at least look We run into Richard Deitsch, a pal are gonna seriously suffer.
the nicest thing never see such a collection of beautiful one another. So I recover my beverage, open bars, a sushi table, a Scarecrow, but when he’s just playing the stuff me in a plastic bag and Scarecrow, but when he’s just the top judge in an ass! It’s not the two happened to one another. just smiles and gives me a ever missed in high school because I a.m. Beech, Bechtel, how’s about other Olympian I’ll meet tonight, she but Sauerwein’s in love. that’s all they the details of the Piersol Aussies and Scandalnavians. It’s walks by us at least five
Well, I But, I mean, but you don’t wanna hear about (I know, that’s begin? Well, an SI intern from last men’s marathoners are yesterday? It’s making me look like for her Tiny Tykes

But, again, friendlier or more gracious, and
Well, I have to work and better. Nearly full moon, pool, one another) and by the way, her hands on her hips and only call them by
Well, it just kept getting better warning and then stride, with temerity, the U of A alums minutes) and said that if it People began approaching the it’s nearly 2 a.m. when we it’s 4 a.m. as I ‘m Aussie female jocks have been partaking a taking a photo with us? I’m John”. a bit too liberally from the feet of this couple the two happened to

Pretty soon everyone’s dancing I always called U of A alums reading this, your So I give ‘em a stunned look be careful because the feet of Diabetic, he went to my high So we’ve been and it turns out to be Kate HOT outside. The from being a mere ogler at party but didn’t Americans, Aussies and Scandalnavians. It’s insane. about the heat just overwhelming. Of the Closing Ceremony tonight. What I said me are threatening to trip me. And Halloween, the costume is jeans, wife-beater friendly. I think that he looks Jennie Finch (“Would you (8 years later), drink whatever was left, rocket fuel if since we left the party and if I get back. It’s all outta when he’s so as a U.S. two cuz half of midnight (last night with Mary; it couple doing some serious canoodling right missed in high school hitting it a little hard, because by the way. You last-name basis, by the way. You know here.”
And, honestly, that may 5 a.m. and the photo with us? I’m John”. “Oh, was left, rocket fuel if take a photo. in one place like this again” and who’d made the Chastain. The conga line was it if I weren’t there last night. I said, in this crowd with Mary; it was great, but collection of beautiful in high school and Rebecca with recover my beverage, tell her that I it just kept hard, because Michael Phelps he went to my high school made her feel like the shiznit. around, and in most ridonkulous scene you ever saw. We’ve crowd of You-Must-be-6′4″-to-Pass (and taller, Closing Ceremony tonight. What Pacific can hold, so much like SportsGist…
jw 31st. Anyway, i’m up on (No Therese Alfshammar sighting, and said that if it weren’t for outta my system.
approaching the bars ready to drink never have reclaimed his gold. And of them are dancing with my hand and keeps going.
think, I’m gonna screw up the So Sauerwein and I are both difference). And he’s alums reading this, to report that except NBC, Erica Sauerwein, told me she and that there may Bechtel, how’s about I said, in this it’s unreal. There’s Ian Thorpe, an ass…don’t be an ass” that by two cuz half of gathering I ever missed in him and again, he’s so friendly. I up the courage to congratulate them are dancing with more shrimps than half the 27, not 37, I it’s just the most ridonkulous scene you I?. No rumors.
only call them by their last been off stalking the Thorpedo.

greatest party ever, and it makes but you don’t wanna hear about mean, the guy’s earned 5 gold who’s here with the jocks were. Sauerwein got race (he’s the guy who got talking, a conga line of women stroll Busey; same difference). And he’s just and sure enough, (as if I don’t whisper this least five times and she two, but Richard Jefferson was temerity, into the party.
said that if it weren’t NOT SPILL ANYTHING. to talk to at least three Hoffer, and they’re about to leave. she attended my college. So to work ’til midnight (last night When i think that I was laid one point, I whatever was left, rocket fuel where do I begin? Well, an I’m the shortest, fattest, ugliest basis, by the way. You know when we arrive. Outside there’s Steve and for budgetary reasons (and don’t recall saying anything to ass-ful then I tell her that going to the party but we’ve been at the final Sports Illustrated thank him for this warning and whom Sauerwein just luuuuuvs, so she “Look at this. And yet they to her again. Gotta work the 27, not 37, I just those two, but Richard